1. 04 October 2009 · 06:25 AM · 9,490 notes
    juliasegal: The signs should keep going..like…just kidding…I killed your cat…just kidding… I killed you…you have 6 days to live…just kidding…you have 6 seconds… The real insane “just kidding” would be when Jennifer gets home and asks her man “What the hell?” he could easily say “I have no idea what you’re talking about.  … just kidding, I totally put those signs up.  No, seriously, I wouldn’t be that cruel, there’s tons of Jennifers on that road, it could be any of them.  I love you, baby.”  Then a week later make a set of signs that read somewhere along the lines of “I lied, last time it was me, I hate your guts.  No, Just kidding, you’re not the Jennifer I’m referring to.” That’d be a good way to keep that Jennifer bitch on her toes.

    juliasegal:

    The signs should keep going..like…just kidding…I killed your cat…just kidding… I killed you…you have 6 days to live…just kidding…you have 6 seconds…

    The real insane “just kidding” would be when Jennifer gets home and asks her man “What the hell?” he could easily say “I have no idea what you’re talking about.  … just kidding, I totally put those signs up.  No, seriously, I wouldn’t be that cruel, there’s tons of Jennifers on that road, it could be any of them.  I love you, baby.”  Then a week later make a set of signs that read somewhere along the lines of “I lied, last time it was me, I hate your guts.  No, Just kidding, you’re not the Jennifer I’m referring to.”

    That’d be a good way to keep that Jennifer bitch on her toes.

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