January 2012
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I feel like this exact same sketch could work with 7th Heaven and all their relentless talk of woman fluids.  via jordanmorris
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Something I overheard today-
“I ain’t payin’ no mo 15 cent fo no bitch ass chips.” I agree, ma’am.  This economy IS depressing.
Nov 8th
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October 2011
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This whole thing says to me that if Belushi were around he’d call Aykroyd a racist asshole for the whole House Of Blues embarrassment. paulscheer: Great Story. Insane Performance.  jakefogelnest: jakefogelnest: Well it took some digging but I found it online on some weird Czechoslovakian YouTube knockoff site.  Here is FEAR’s legendary performance from “Saturday Night Live” in 1981....
Oct 30th
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I just read Frank Miller’s Holy Terror. … dang… dang, guy who wrote some of the greatest comics I’ve ever read… why’d you do dat?
Oct 29th
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I just got called faggot a handfull of times by kids passing by my place in a big orange truck. Yay Austin!
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September 2011
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“I hope a hobo fills a water balloon with their own horrible hobo blood and throws it in his face while he’s yawning with his eyes open. The do-nothing mother fucker.” -Posted without context
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August 2011
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There’s four chairs in a row in the Tai Kitchen lobby. There’s a fat boring couple and they’re plopped right in the middle, chairs two and three waiting for their take out. I’ve decided to not sit on either end of them and and instead stand far to close to them and type this. I’m standing, the front of my feet touching theirs. The Guy is oblivious, the girl is...
Aug 29th
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Every institution of higher learning should teach a course in how order and receive food. Call it How To Act Like A Fucking Human Being 101.
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Is it a requirement to be subretarded in order to work for Office Max?
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People who eat mayonnaise with their fries should be forced to eat their feet when they inevitably rot off due to their Type-fat diabetes.
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Jun 29th
I hope whomever decided to make cucumber flavored Gatorade dies of the aids they already have.
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May 2011
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