1. 25 January 2012 · 04:37 AM · 3 notes

    … why does a guard have to show up and shuck and jive… can’t jail guards like jail people music without looking like an uncle jail guard? 

    jessethorn: Curtis Mayfield - Do Do Wap is Strong In Here

  2. 20 January 2012 · 03:04 AM ·
    … hun.

    … hun.

    anna faris colin farrel fargo imdb

  3. 16 January 2012 · 03:36 PM ·

    Oh my god, I’m dropping shit like a pigeon.  I hope you’re listening, smacking babies at their christenings.

    Live Freestyle 95-
    Scoob Lover
    Notorious B.I.G.
    Tupac
    Shyheim
    Big Daddy Kane

    ka pow

  4. 05 January 2012 · 08:28 PM · 5 notes

    I feel like this exact same sketch could work with 7th Heaven and all their relentless talk of woman fluids.  via jordanmorris

    (Source: funnyordie.com)

  5. 04 January 2012 · 07:44 PM · 25,547 notes
    I just laughed outloud at this.  32 years old everybody.  

    I just laughed outloud at this.  32 years old everybody.  

    (Source: zombieslutfromhell, via 4k8ttdi)

  6. 21 December 2011 · 06:58 PM · 493 notes
    … especially if they’re a fat guinea with a sausage hanging out of their mouths. via knowyourmeme

    … especially if they’re a fat guinea with a sausage hanging out of their mouths.

    via knowyourmeme

  7. 22 November 2011 · 06:57 PM · 132 notes
    Hensons wear professional attire at all times.

    Hensons wear professional attire at all times.

    (Source: hellaposer, via 4k8ttdi)

  8. 19 November 2011 · 11:49 AM · 28,246 notes
    Hey, fuck you!  I was a good student… man… sad… sad things.

    Hey, fuck you!  I was a good student… man… sad… sad things.

    (Source: thesepoorlifechoices, via 4k8ttdi)

  9. 17 November 2011 · 04:17 AM · 187 notes
    Dang.  For real… dang.

    Dang.  For real… dang.

    (Source: jaidefinichon-old, via 4k8ttdi)

  10. 10 November 2011 · 03:57 PM · 4,543 notes

    huffpostcomedy:

    Offerman Woodshop

    Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, has an actual woodshop, where he and his team create handmade, old-world style furniture and other wood products. They just released hand-carved, limited edition, moustache combs.

     [via ratsoff:swansondonaghypowers]

    Only $75!

    So MANLY.

  11. 09 November 2011 · 07:03 PM ·
    Finding design work is difficult.  I’m failing at it.  … I may be presenting my work improperly.

    Finding design work is difficult.  I’m failing at it.  … I may be presenting my work improperly.

    mcdonalds graphic design PLEASE SOMEONE PAY ME ART STUFF

  12. 09 November 2011 · 05:20 PM ·
    The Easter Island Heads are attached to Easter Island Bodies.  … how do I refer to them now?  The Easter Island Fellas Who Mostly Don’t Have Legs?

    The Easter Island Heads are attached to Easter Island Bodies.  … how do I refer to them now?  The Easter Island Fellas Who Mostly Don’t Have Legs?

    easter island cool

  13. 08 November 2011 · 06:10 AM · 132 notes
    In this bottomless pit of misery it’s nice to find something that makes you laugh. (via juliasegal)

    In this bottomless pit of misery it’s nice to find something that makes you laugh.

    (via juliasegal)

  14. 07 November 2011 · 10:26 PM ·

    Something I overheard today-

    “I ain’t payin’ no mo 15 cent fo no bitch ass chips.”

    I agree, ma’am.  This economy IS depressing.

  15. 06 November 2011 · 02:42 AM ·
    … wait… that’s still a thing?  And now I don’t have it?  Can google please make an app to tell me if I do or don’t give a shit about their useless innovations?

    … wait… that’s still a thing?  And now I don’t have it?  Can google please make an app to tell me if I do or don’t give a shit about their useless innovations?

    google buzz tech crap