1. 31 May 2012 · 08:49 PM ·

    “… and can you please change the tv to the cartoon network.  I think it’s 43.”

    “Is that channel Time Warner or Direct TV?”

    “I don’t know, you just press the button till it goes to 43.”

    “Thanks for the refresher.  I’ll see what I can do.”

    I wish a really strong woman would come in here right now and beat that dingbat up on my behalf.

    service industry

  2. 29 May 2012 · 07:30 PM ·
    Seventh response for a Google image search: “Boiling with rage.”

    Seventh response for a Google image search: “Boiling with rage.”

    Is it be-an-asshole-to-the-hot-dog-guy day? With this brick I'll solve all my problems faces.

  3. 28 May 2012 · 09:42 PM ·

    “… there’s condiments and napkins in the bag.”

    “… uhhhh yeeeeaaah… I didn’t hear you mention mustard.  I asked for mustard, is it in there?”

    I wish my hands were cobras.

    you big fat no word knowin motherfucker service industry

  4. 27 May 2012 · 04:31 PM ·

    This old creep is eyeballing me.  He was a cunt when he ordered and tipped me two cents.  I hope he gets raped by his children and dies of their aids.

    service industry it's a shame you've lived this long you son of a bitch

  5. 25 May 2012 · 04:51 PM · 11 notes
    My favorite part of this is every part of this.

    My favorite part of this is every part of this.

    batman robin batcow vegetarian

  6. 16 May 2012 · 08:22 PM ·

    If I have to explain the price difference in corn dogs (2.79/3.99) to one more half witted assholeface I’m… I’m just… I’m just gunna shit.  I’m gunna shit rage and it will fly me out of here like a rocket of terror ruining the lives of everyone who happens to be in my ass missile’s path of misery.

    ONES A LARGE AND ONES A SMALL YOU MOTHEREFFINGFUCKING IDIOT service industry I hate it here.

  7. 12 May 2012 · 09:23 PM · 31 notes

    i just want a job where i can work with pandas and not people

    … replace pandas with Photoshop.  Pandas can eat a dick.

    OH SHIT!  DID YOU READ WHAT HE JUST SAID!  HE TAKIN DOWN PANDAS, SON!  PAN-DUHSSS!

    (Source: bbones, via 4k8ttdi)

  8. 11 May 2012 · 11:32 PM ·

    I made a dumb cartoon a few years ago… goddamn it.

    louis ck animation fucking hot dogs

  9. 07 May 2012 · 08:23 PM ·

    I just pinched my nostrils together to scratch an itch and started crying because of a really hard booger I accidentally pressed against my brain.  

    THEY LET ME HANDLE FOOD!  I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL EVERYBODY!

    boogers grown retard service industry

  10. 05 May 2012 · 04:47 AM · 555 notes
    Goddamn.  Yauch.  That shit hurts. bestrooftalkever , kevin

    Goddamn.  Yauch.  That shit hurts.

    bestrooftalkever , kevin

  11. 12 April 2012 · 08:50 PM ·

    El-Producto.  Full Retard.  

    I like my beats harder than three day old shit.

    el-p

  12. 10 April 2012 · 09:20 PM · 1 note

    Is this gluten free diet thing just a poorly masked excuse for assholes to be assholes to the people who handle their asshole food?

    WE SERVE HOT DOGS ASSHOLE GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THE AVERAGE PLATE IS MORE THAN 8 DOLLARS! assholes gluten free diet service industry

  13. 09 April 2012 · 09:02 PM ·

    You ever meet a kid you want to kick so hard it makes their mom give birth to your shoe?

    service industry goddamn it I wish I had a real job selling hot dogs to asshole kids just flat out blows big brown dicks

  14. 06 April 2012 · 03:56 AM · 182 notes
    Micky will put holes in dirty jerks.  For reals.

    Micky will put holes in dirty jerks.  For reals.

    (via comicbooks)

  15. 28 March 2012 · 04:03 PM · 2,658 notes
    Yup.  That about sums it up.

    Yup.  That about sums it up.

    (via juliasegal)